Best Prank Calls

This is a professional prank caller and if you have any sense of humor you will find this absolutely halarious.

Frank Caliendo

Frank Caliendo is probably the funniest impresionest of his time. Here is a shortened version of one of his stand up perfomances.

Kenny Rogers Is Crazy

Here are some of his best videos

Here is Kenny Rogers Jackass parts 1 and 2


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Here is Kenny Rogers Reality Show



Here is Kenny Rogers Psychic Hotline



Here is Kenny Rogers Punked

Modern Wafare 2

This is by far and away the best game this year. Here is a little background on the game. If you don't want to read this below, you could just watch the high definition video.

Special Ops:
A cooperative mode entitled Special Ops will feature in Modern Warfare 2, comprising of isolated missions similar in design to the "Mile High Club" epilogue mission from Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. These missions will take place in a variety of locations from the campaign mode, but will not be related to story of the campaign itself. Special Ops will support cooperative play for up to two players. Scenarios include a snowmobile race, a battle alongside U.S. Navy SEALs, and fending off a wave of 50 enemies at once.
Multiplayer:
The multiplayer mode of Modern Warfare 2 retains the experience points and unlockable rewards system of Call of Duty 4, and introduces several new features. Aside from new weapons and equipment, 15 different kill streak rewards can be unlocked and selected by the player. Among these is the ability to call in a strike by an AC-130 gunship after achieving 11 enemy kills.
Plot:
Modern Warfare 2 is set several years after the conclusion of Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. Sergeant "Soap" MacTavish, promoted to captain in the Special Air Service, returns as a non-playable character and the head of Task Force 141, an elite, multinational commando unit. The player will take on the role of Sergeant Gary "Roach" Sanderson, a member of the Task Force.The radical Russian Ultranationalist organization has returned to prominence under the leadership of Vladimir Makarov, a former associate of Imran Zakhaev with his own ambitions. Makarov has publicized Zakhaev's death as an act of martyrdom to garner support for his cause, enabling him to build a strong power base in Russia over the years. Fearful of Makarov's growing influence, the global community established Task Force 141 to counter the threat posed by the resurgent Ultranationalists.Mission settings in Modern Warfare 2 will include Russia, a military base in Kazakhstan, a desert area in Afghanistan, and Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Amazing Break dancing videos

Here is a small collection of elite break dancing videos. This first one is a head to head battle between Wing and Taisuke at the Red Bull BC One finals. These are two of the best break dancers in the world. They have back to back combinations of head spins, back flips, windmills, air flares and more. The first minute starts off slow but it gets pretty amazing after that.



These guys don't mess around. This next video is highlights from about twenty different break dancers. It just goes from one amazing move to the next. This next video is sure to amaze.



This next video is shows the greatest break dancer in the world, Junior. His strength, flexibility, and smoothness just make him, without a doubt, the greatest break dancer of all times.



Still don't believe Junior is the best? Then watch this next video.

Free music player and More!

At project play list one can message and instant message friends, share photos, videos and best of all music. One can easily browse through million of songs to find tons of classics and brand new songs. If one likes a song thats not posted on there, they can easily post it from itunes, or other popular websites for everyone else to enjoy. They also make a playlist of the day where one can hear great songs from underground bands. To go to this website and start making your playlist, go to http://6785d0f6.zxxo.net

Increase your vertical by12+ inches fast

You have probably heard many claims like this before, but there is a workout program called the jumpmanual that really does this. The key aspect of this workout that sets it apart from other workouts is that it focuses on vertical explosion not vertical endurance. The way this is done is lowering the amount of reps, but doing them as hard as possible. This is because when you do twenty reps of the same drill, you may be trying to jump as high as you can, but you are most likely pacing yourself or too exhausted to jump at your maximum potential. This means that you are not training to jump higher, but it means that you are training to jump at the same height multiple times. For example: say someone wanted to run the 100 yard dash, they would not train for it by running six miles. Although they would feel soar and like they have just completed a good workout, they really haven't helped their sprinting ability.

The jump manual also contains much more helpful information. It includes ways to help you recover from your workouts faster, It includes the proper technique to jump that could increase your vertical by three inches the first time you try it, and it includes online support from the creator himself (who has a 44 inch vertical himself) free for one month. You also get a complete workout schedule with tons of great and well explained vertical.

I personal am five ten and I have been doing the program for three weeks. I went from being able to touch rim on a good day, to being able to easily grab rim with two hands. I am so close to dunking! To learn more about this amazing program, go to www.jumpmanual.com

Here Are The Top Ten Dunks of The Sprite Slam Dunk Show

These are some of the most amazing dunks I have ever seen!

Two Great Parkour Videos

Here are two great parkour videos. If you don't know what parkour is, the just watch and be amazed.

Crazy park job

This driver is insane! watch the video to see a driver crash into to a car but then crashes again while trying to get away.

Workout Recovery and Muscle Building

If you are currently on an intense workout program here are some helpful tips that will help you through the recovery process and provide you with the information you need to get the results your looking for. First and most importantly you must not work the same muscle group within 48 hours. Stretch each main muscle for at least thirty seconds on you off days. It also helps to stretch after your workout.

The key to muscle building and workout recovery is to refuel. Simply taking a protein shake after each workout will help but in most cases it is not good enough. The best kind of protein for directly after a workout is one made up of strictly whey protein isolate. This quick dissolving high quality protein that is most effective when taken directly after you workout. It is very important that you take protein before you go to bed. This is because you do most of your recovering in you sleep. The type of protein that you should take before you go to sleep is a blend. I recommend one with whey protein isolate, and micellar casein. This way you will be able to receive a steady supply of protein for up to six hours while you sleep.

A supplement that will help you get results from protein is a complex carbohydrates. This should be taken with your protein shake right after your workout. The complex carbohydrates help your body refuel and recovery, provide you with long lasting energy, and help the protein with the rebuilding process.

Glutamine is the is the most abundant amino acid in your body. It makes up over 60 percent of your skeletal muscle tissue. It is important because it is the primary source of energy for the immune system, it enhances mental function, produces more natural HGH, and it helps with the recovery process. Simply mixing Glutamine with with your protein shake after a workout and before you go to bed with help you recover much faster.

Find that stalker

Do you have someone who keeps calling you but you don't know who it is? If you do use this search to find out who it is. NOTE: Unless you have paid to have your information removed than your personal information is on there to. You can have it removed if you visit this website.

http://85d90342.qvvo.com

How to make easy money safely and fast

Here is and extremely easy way to make money. There is a website that will pay you to click on their ads. You get one cent for every ad you click. Then you can easily refer people and for every ad they click, they get one cent, and you get one cent. For example: If you clicked on twenty ads a day you would make $1.40 a week, $6.00 a month and $73.00 a year. Now if you click twenty ads a day and have twenty referrals who click twenty ads a day, then you would make $4.20 a day, $29.40 a week, $126.00 a month, and $1533.00 a year! You can easily make all that by just clicking a few ads every day. Or you can download a couple of scripts that will open, wait thirty seconds, and close the ads for you! If you are interesting in the program, then read the descriptive steps below to learn how to earn some easy money!

1. The first step is to make a PayPal account. A PayPal is pretty much an online bank, from here one can receive online payments, make online purchases, transfer money to and from his/her bank accounts and much, much more. To make a PayPal go to https://www.paypal.com/ . Click the sign up link near the top of the page and create a standard personal account. Put your real information otherwise you might not be able to receive the money you earned. NOTE: You do not need to submit you credit car number and bank account number.

2.Now that you have a PayPal account you can make an alertpay account (alertpay is pretty much a middle man between the website that pays you and Paypal). To make an alertpay account go to https://www.alertpay.com/ and click the sign up link near the top right of the page. Create a personal starter account. Once again put your real information and you do not need to submit you credit or bank account number.

3. Now you are finally ready to register to the website that will actually pay you. Go to this link http://bux.to/?r=turkulu42 and register. Make sure to put turkulu42 in the referral box. Once you have made an account log in. ( The link is at the top right of your screen) Now to start clicking ads and making money click the green link near the top center of the page titled surf ads. Click on the first ad and wait thirty seconds. Once it says Done where the timer was, close the and repeat with the next. The more times you do this the more money you make. To see how much you made so far click the green link located near the surf ads link. Congratulations in making your account and good luck.

There are two other trustworthy sites that also pay you to click on their ads: www.b-u-x.net and www.neobux.com. The banners that will lead you directly to these websites are located at the top right corner of this page. FOR WWW.B-U-X.NET PUT TURKULU IN THE REFERAL BOX. FOR WWW.NEOBUX.COM PUT RAT60 IN THE REFERAL BOX.

PS: If you want to learn how to get the auto-clicker program so you can make money without even manually clicking the ads or even being at your computer, then you read the blog below. NOTE: THE AUTO-CLICKER ONLY WORKS WITH BUX.TO.

Bux.to autoclicker

If you have a bux.to account and you want to keep making money, but you don't have the time, or you just don't want to click the ads then you can get something that is called an autoclicker. It is easy to get and totally worth your time. If you are interested please read the detailed instructions below.

1. First you have to download Mozilla Firefox. If already have Mozilla then you can skip the first step. If not go to http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/ and download the newest version of Mozilla Firefox. Once you have downloaded it, open it up and proceed to the next step.

2. Now you will need to download an addon to you Mozilla we browser. Go to this link and download the addon called grease monkey. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/748 . Once you have downloaded it restart you mozilla web browser and proceed to the next step.

3. Now you download the two scripts that actually open and close the ads for you. Go to these links and install these scripts. Here is the first http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/31320 and here is the second http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/32705 . Keep using mozilla as your web browser and proceed to the next step.

4. Go back to your bux.to account and click surf ads. If it does not automatically open an ad for you, go to the bottom right of your screen and look for a popup blocker label and click it. Press allow popups and it will automatically start clicking ads. Congradulations you now have the auto clicker. You can do whatever you want because as long as you leave the page open, it will keep clicking ads until every single one has been clicked. Please refer me if you found this helpful turkulu42.

Funny Yo Mama Jokes

(We filtered out some good ones for you)

You can use these babies to own your friends in yo mama battles.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so stupid she was locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.
Yo mama so stupid she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Things to do when your bored

If you are bored here are a few things to do:

1) Check out cool websites

-watchtvsitcoms.com

-addictinggames.com

-fmylife.com

-Surfline.com

-youtube.com

-bored.com

-projectplaylist.com

-http://www.ouchchannel.com/

2) Do dangerous activities that require little work(go on youtube for instruction)

-make a torch

-make a smokebomb

-make a dry ice bomb

-make a vinegar or baking soda bomb

-make match rockets

- do backflips continuously

3) Do random activities around the house

-reorganize

-collect all the shiny things

-play pranks on family members/ex. change their room around, put clothes in different drawers

4)Read Jokes Above

5) post a blog like us

Chewing Gum In Schools

In the near future all schools should allow kids to chew gum during class. Why should kids be allowed to chew gum? They should be allowed to chew gum because when your mouth is busy chewing gum you are less inclined to talk, gum is a 5 to 10 calorie snack that can be substituted for a hundred calorie snack, and gum helps blood flow through the brain which helps you concentrate more that the average 17 seconds in one minute that most students are capable of concentrating.
Some teachers say that even if students do have gum in their mouths they will still talk because they will not be chewing it vigorously since they don’t want to get caught. However, if gum were allowed in the classroom students would be busy chewing gum and be less inclined to talk because they wouldn’t try to hide the gum. During some of my classes in which my teacher doesn’t mind us chewing gum, the students who are typically noisy but have gum in their mouths don’t talk as much as they do without gum. I have witnessed students who get caught and are forced to stop chewing. This usually puts an immediately end to their quiet day.
Gum is a good way to eliminate hunger. Wrigley Science Institute states at just five to ten calories a serving, chewing a piece of gum instead of eating a high-calorie snack can help reduce calorie intake. Chewing gum may also serve as a diversion between meals and help prevent the "mindless munching" that can lead to weight gain. A survey taken by Wrigley revealed that 87 percent of surveyed dietitians chew gum themselves and more than half recommend chewing gum to their clients to help in weight management efforts. This could be a step to helping eliminating childhood obesity.
Gum helps concentration. A 75-person study at the University of Northumbria, in the United Kingdom, showed that chewing gum appeared to improve people’s ability to learn, retain and retrieve information. Lucy Wilkinson and her colleagues found that chewing gum while performing memory tests enhanced measures of working and long-term memory. The results showed that gum chewers’ scores were 24 percent higher than the control group on tests involving immediate word recall and 36 percent higher than controls on tests involving delayed word recall. Gum can help students during class by helping them concentrate. They will also be able to listen to the teacher more than 17 seconds per minute so they can obtain more information than students who are not chewing gum.
Students should be chewing gum in class. The many benefits to chewing gum include improved concentration in the classroom, gum represents a healthy alternative to high-calorie snacks, and gum preoccupies the mouth so students will be less tempted to talk in the classroom. Now it is our chance for our generation to get involved. We can benefit greatly. Let us all let the district administration know immediately how we feel and why gum should be allowed in the classroom.

Soccer player goes CRAZY!

Somebody needs to put that girl on a leash. If you watch this video, you will see New Mexico's Elizabeth Lambert go crazy. She repeatedly "attaked" players from the BYU soccer team including one play where she took one of BYU's players to the ground by her ponytail! The refs let this go on for far longer than they should have. Watch the video yourself to see what happened.