Funny Yo Mama Jokes

(We filtered out some good ones for you)

You can use these babies to own your friends in yo mama battles.

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so stupid she was locked in a bathroom and peed her pants.
Yo mama so stupid she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.